Category: Jock

I’m in a funny kinda mood right now. I wholeheartedly blame the godawful winter we’ve been having. As I walked to work this morning, my umbrella kept flying inside out with the horrid winds, and then the stick-bits got bent and it broke and I got the right hump. My day did not get off to a good start. People at work were assholes today. It’s the last Saturday before Christmas; of course people were going to be assholes. It was just a day of utter bullshit. So much fucking…

So, clearly I’ve had too much time to myself recently because I’ve started doing that over-thinking shit that girls are so good at. I’m over-thinking everything right now. Everything. I happened to mention the fact that Jock had come up with the beautiful Cinderella-story shoe Christmas gift to the Bestie I’ve Never Had a Dalliance With. You can read all about that in Cinderella’s Glass Slipper if you want. Well now the Bestie is adamant he’s going to propose in June – my birthday. We know that he is planning…

Well I’m pissed off. I just got home. It’s Tuesday afternoon at 3pm. I spent a deliriously beautiful two nights at his and then his ex called. Fuck the ex. So it’s a bit of a long story. The Redneck (the guy whose trailer Jock is renting) had stored the ex’s car in his yard. They were friends and that’s how Jock knows him. Apparently The Redneck dated the ex a while back. I need to come up with a name for her. I think we might call her the…

In 10 days, Jock and I will have been “officially” together for 7 months. I say officially – that was the first time we fucked. The 26th June, my beautiful Tattooed Jock took me camping and stole my heart. It was beautiful and meaningful and my life changed that day. I knew from day one that he would be special to me – didn’t I say that? (See The Tale of the 11 Hour Date – I told you I knew he was special!) I found a picture on Pinterest…

*I meant to upload this yesterday but at Jock’s house, I have no internet!* Wow things have been mighty quiet from my end recently. My relationship has been going along swimmingly with Jock. We’ve now been together a whole eight months now (in two days time) although sometimes it feels like we’ve been together for years already, we know each other so well. I’ve been working too many hours on top of accepting too many writing projects… I’ve been swamped between trying to earn money, see my better half and…

So I’ve recently realised something that I felt the need to share with you guys… Jock is exactly the same to me as a previous man in my life: Number 24 – The Older Guy. I’ve mentioned him before in T-Minus 1 Sleep. Meet Number 24. Why not go check it out while you’re here? There are a lot of comparisons between The Older Guy and my Beautiful Tattooed Jock. For a start, they both have lead military lifestyles. Secondly, they are both older than me by 15 years and…

My period is 6 days late. My period has been late before. In fact, my period is late on a regular basis because my Doctor is a dickhead and doesn’t listen to a single word I say. I have been a long term insomniac for about ten years. In fact, I’ve never been a very good sleeper, even since birth or so my Mama Bear says. Add to that a recent, unexplained weight loss of five dress sizes in less than a year, my period coming and going whenever it…