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Love Eggs & Girlfriendship

My previous blog post had a rather spicy twist to it, but…

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Will You Be My Girlfriend?

Folks, I need to talk to you about Jock and our sixth…

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I Got Drunk and Punched Him

Oh, friends, I did a bad thing. A bad, bad, bad thing.…

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The Zoo

Soundtrack: Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke feat. T.I. & Pharrell.Jock and I…

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Third Date (Dick) Analysis

Soundtrack: Let's Go by Calvin Harris feat. Ne-Yo.I don’t really know where…

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Sex in a Tent

Soundtrack: Closer by Nine Inch Nails.I’ll get the important stuff out the…

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That Fucking Bloke

Just when I thought my life was going swimmingly, someone came along…

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Date Number Two with Jock

Soundtrack: Where Have You Been by Rihanna.Things have been heating up between…

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This is Not a Drill

Soundtrack: Payphone by Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa.Exactly 45-minutes after we’d said…

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The Tale of the 11-Hour First Date

Soundtrack: Lego House by Ed Sheeran.I thought things with Jock might fizzle…

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