Love Eggs & Girlfriendship
My previous blog post had a rather spicy twist to it, but…
Will You Be My Girlfriend?
Folks, I need to talk to you about Jock and our sixth…
I Got Drunk and Punched Him
Oh, friends, I did a bad thing. A bad, bad, bad thing.…
The Zoo
Soundtrack: Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke feat. T.I. & Pharrell.Jock and I…
Third Date (Dick) Analysis
Soundtrack: Let's Go by Calvin Harris feat. Ne-Yo.I don’t really know where…
Sex in a Tent
Soundtrack: Closer by Nine Inch Nails.I’ll get the important stuff out the…
That Fucking Bloke
Just when I thought my life was going swimmingly, someone came along…
Date Number Two with Jock
Soundtrack: Where Have You Been by Rihanna.Things have been heating up between…
This is Not a Drill
Soundtrack: Payphone by Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa.Exactly 45-minutes after we’d said…
The Tale of the 11-Hour First Date
Soundtrack: Lego House by Ed Sheeran.I thought things with Jock might fizzle…