That’ll Teach Me
Guess what I did? In fact, I'll save you the trouble of…
I’m Out. Drops Mic.
I'm pretty sure I just got dumped. I say I'm pretty sure,…
Bacon Sandwiches & Blowjobs
When he's not being really intense and super argumentative, Brown Eyes is…
Whirlwind
Life with him is like a whirlwind. It’s crazy. We’ve had two…
Our First Fight
CONTENT WARNING: contains details of non-consensual sex. One minute, Brown Eyes and…
He Always Wakes Up Early
Did you ever see that episode of Sex and the City where…
Love Me Quietly
I may have told Brown Eyes I wanted to have kids on date…
Brown Eyes
The guy with the brown eyes was rolling a spliff. He does…
“I’m going to want kids someday…”
And then I said something super dumb. Why did I say it?…