Category: Jock

Well I’m pissed off. I just got home. It’s Tuesday afternoon at 3pm. I spent a deliriously beautiful two nights at his and then his ex called. Fuck the ex. So it’s a bit of a long story. The Redneck (the guy whose trailer Jock is renting) had stored the ex’s car in his yard. They were friends and that’s how Jock knows him. Apparently The Redneck dated the ex a while back. I need to come up with a name for her. I think we might call her the…

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In 10 days, Jock and I will have been “officially” together for 7 months. I say officially – that was the first time we fucked. My beautiful Tattooed Jock took me camping and stole my heart. It was beautiful and meaningful and my life changed that day. I knew from day one that he would be special to me – didn’t I say that? (See The Tale of the 11 Hour Date – I told you I knew he was special!) I found a picture on Pinterest in the early…

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Wow, things have been mighty quiet from my end recently. My relationship has been going along swimmingly with Jock. We’ve now been together a whole eight months now (in two days time) although sometimes it feels like we’ve been together for years already, we know each other so well. I’ve been working too many hours on top of accepting too many writing projects… I’ve been swamped between trying to earn money, see my better half and hang out with the Bestie. I still haven’t moved house yet. I’m halfway there…

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Surprise surprise, she’s pissed off again. Apparently the course of true love doesn’t run fucking smooth. Although to be fair, this time, I think I might be overreacting a little bit. So… The Redneck and his other half went to Vegas to get married and today was the day. It was going to be happening at 6pm our time, and I could watch it online with some streaming thing. Jock was so excited about it so I got all excited about, and I rushed home faster than I’ve ever gotten…

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I meant to put this up last night but I forgot. Then I fell asleep. I’m old these days. My bad… I never thought I was one of those girls that would dwell on a fight and let it fester for days before blowing into an almighty drama. It would turn out that I am one of these girls, however; especially with Jock. I haven’t spoken to him since she put that Facebook post up yesterday. Well, I sent him one message in response to his abrupt “Afternoon” today saying…

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So I had the hump with him. Jock I mean. The ex was poking her nose in everywhere and I was not impressed. Well, I exploded at him on the phone two days ago, and although technically he did what I asked, we had a big fight, haven’t spoken again for another 24 hours, and I didn’t get to see him this weekend. I am now incredibly pissed off, with myself though; not with him, and I miss him terribly. How do I undo this? So what happened? Well, I…

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Let me just take a moment to remember where I left off last time… Oh yeah, I was waiting for him to text back, and hoping for him to offer to come to mine. I was livid at him but I really missed him, and my lust for his smell came over my need to be angry at him. I messaged him in one last bid to save my weekend… “I guess you’re busy tonight too then.” We had a brief chat, mostly me telling him how pissed off I…

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So…. the crazy fucking ex played right into my hands, just like I knew she would. I can’t quite remember where I left off with you guys so let me just recap for one moment… Remember I was really pissed off about the crazy slut of an ex that seemed to be making my life a misery by taking up too much of his time, and his energy? Well, I had an angry outburst when I was on my period, resulting in Jock speaking to her and basically asking her…

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Jock is working nights, so we hadn’t seen each other for AGES! Like a week and a bit I think. He asked when he could see me next and I came up with a brilliant plan. On Friday morning, he could come to mine after his work shift, sleep for a few hours and then we could spend the rest of the day together and do stuff when he woke up at 1/2pm. Sounds good, right? I also told him that he shouldn’t come if he was going to be…

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I’m in what feels like an all-too-familiar situation right now and I genuinely don’t know what to do about it. The situation? I can’t seem to get my boyfriend to have sex with me. It doesn’t matter how much naughty lingerie I buy and wear for him, or how many hours I spend primping and preening for him, or how much effort I put into our time together, he just won’t put out. What am I doing wrong here? This isn’t the first time I’ve had a sex-demand issue in…

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