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I’ve gone and planted a fucking seed now haven’t I? The whole not being his only girl seed. I don’t think I’m the only girl The Director is talking to. Things have definitely changed. Once upon a time my ticks would turn blue the very second I sent him a message. There were many times I unlocked my phone after being away from it for half an hour or so, sent a message to him and the ticks would still turn blue immediately. That meant he was already looking for…
Read MoreEvery time I think I’ve made my mind up about The Director, he does something to change it back again. I’ve been kinda up and down about him a lot recently, some of which I’ll blame on my Twirtation, but I can’t figure him out. It’s driving me a little crazy… He says he can’t wait to see me yet our conversation is stumped. I’ll initiate it, he’ll respond and then that’s it. He won’t ask questions back. He won’t carry on the conversation. He either doesn’t bother messaging back…
Read MoreI started writing for a new client recently. This client just so happens to have a famous actor brother. She has also fallen in love with me, my writing style, my sense of humour, everything. She wants me to go and visit her in the States. That’s what she said more than once. I wasn’t going to mention it to anyone because I put it down to just something people say sometimes – “Oh you must come and visit sometimes!” I didn’t take it too seriously you know? I accidentally…
Read MoreThere’s something about The Director that I just can’t put my finger on it. He’s a nice guy, a funny guy but he’s also a bit of a dick. Or maybe he just likes to argue? I’m not sure. I always thought our petty fights were a twisted form of foreplay but I’m starting to think he’s just an argumentative asshole. I’m not sure I like that side of him. We’ve had a few fights already in our brief dalliance. The second-date fight, the going-to-the-States fight (you’ll read about this…
Read MoreIt’s a topic we’ve kinda touched on a couple of times but ‘the future’ isn’t something The Director and I had really discussed up until this point. We’ve been on five or six dates, albeit 24-hour long ones, but I kinda figured it was probably a bit too soon to bring up something as serious and long-term as that. Apparently not. We were chatting and laughing, chilling in his bed as we do and we started talking about the things we’d done in our lives – the places we’d been, the…
Read MoreAs you can probably tell over the last few posts on the blog, I’m very into The Director right now. Whatever it is he’s got, it’s working for me. I can’t wait to see him. I change plans to see him. I make sure I have funds set aside to see him. I do things for him too – I massage, I put out on demand, I cook, I clean, I drop to my knees and share my social-ness knowledge to help better his business. It’s not one-sided – he does…
Read MoreWe’ve just had our fifth date, The Director and I. Wine, pizza and a movie at his. The movie was San Andreas – second time I’ve watched it because I love it and I have a serious crush on The Rock. It’s the whole save-me-in-an-emergency thing. Just like Liam Neeson. Those Taken movies are recorded and regularly watched. I LUST after that man. That accent. The things I would let him do to me… He took me to bed, The Director I mean, not Liam Neeson sadly. Boo. He turned…
Read MoreThe Director has my full attention. We had our third date and I’m not going to lie, it was pretty amazing. We went to see a film for our third date – Legend. I groaned when I learned it was a Kray-style gangsta film but my mood was slightly lifted when I learned it starred Tom Hardy. ‘Hotasfuck‘ as The Director would say. He took me for dinner beforehand in an American diner, and we laughed and chatted and held hands just like new couples do. Then, we went for…
Read MoreWell, I’ve gone and made things really complicated for myself. Super complicated actually. I did that thing where I over-thought everything and kinda screwed things up. The time has come for me to lay it all down on the table and figure out what to do. To start with, The Director has deleted his POF account. Completely deleted it. “Deleted User” I didn’t ask him to, he just did it. Apparently when I got drunk on the first, first date I told him he would only be taking me home if he didn’t…
Read MoreHe said I was the best sex he ever had. He said that to me. The Director said that to me on our second date. Holy fuck. To be fair, we had such great sex that the neighbours complained the next day, which was more than a little embarrassing. Apparently they had heard us shagging two nights that week, and the wife had made the husband come round and tell us to shut the fuck up. Can you believe that actually happened? I know I’m not a silent partner but…
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