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You see, I’m starting to see him in a slightly different light now, and I don’t know if that’s because I’m an uber-bitch because of the period from hell, or if I’m really not that into him. Because I really don’t think I’m that into him.
Read MoreI’ve blown Someone New out so many times now, I’m not even sure if we’re still in a relationship. It’s been about four weeks since I last saw him. I’ve cancelled our plans for the last three occasions. I’m starting to forget what he even looks like, that’s how long it’s been. But it’s not because we haven’t tried. Every time we try to plan something, other stuff comes up. There was the time I had a shitty day because one of my clients disappeared off the face of the…
Read MoreI couldn’t think straight. I couldn’t stop my hands from tearing at the bed sheets. I couldn’t stay still, squirming around his bed wanting more, and wanting him to stop, all at the same time. I was putty in his hands and I would have done anything he wanted in that moment.
Read MoreSo … I’ve decided that I really should probably give Someone New a chance. Despite all of those red flags I talked about earlier on, he’s actually turning out to be a really nice guy. Maybe he’s just got some dominant, old-fashion, gentlemen’s charm working for him, rather than being the massive narcissist that so many of my exes seem to have turned into. Or am I just being naive? I had my little temper tantrum and made him agree to go to the clinic to get his sexual health tested.…
Read MoreSo I went on my fifth date with Someone New. I put my indecision to one side and decided to just go ahead with it. I had nothing to lose after all, well apart from a day of my life and I figured I could handle that. He met me from the station as always, and we had a coffee in town before picking up some groceries and heading back to his. I was making dinner – caesar salad, and we were going to watch a movie – Godzilla. I’m still…
Read MoreI don’t really know what’s happened. A few days ago, I was well into Someone New, but then he went away for the weekend with work and I found a few things out. One big thing in particular. Apparently, he only stopped shagging a work colleague just a few weeks/months ago. They were shagging for six or seven months or more, she’s prettier and skinnier than me and I feel really insecure now, and they still work together. She’s barely 21; he’s 30-something. All of a sudden – and I…
Read MoreSo, folks, I have good news to report: Someone New and I finally managed to get our shit together. WE MADE IT TO THE BEDROOM! And let me tell you, date four was every bit as exciting and thrilling as I hoped it would be. It was the perfect way to start four weeks of no sex … but I’ll go into that later. Let’s get all good and excited about the good news first. He met me from the station on Tuesday evening and we grabbed some groceries for…
Read MoreSo, Someone New and I went on our third date. We didn’t have sex. But I can 100% wholeheartedly tell you that I CANNOT keep my hands off this guy. It was pathetic. I was a pathetic, horny little mess. He loved the attention and said as much, but even I know that the behaviour I displayed was very unlike me. We met (an hour later than agreed) and went for a quick coffee and a piece of cake. Then we did some shopping for lunch ingredients, took a casual…
Read MoreSomeone New and I a little chat about our “Famous Five”. You know: the five famous people you’d be allowed to cheat on your significant other with, should you ever get the chance to meet them. It’s a silly game, I know, but we played it. I think I mentioned something about watching Angelina Jolie films in bed, naked, for the whole day, because she was one of my Famous Five at the time. He replied: “I’d need to wash the duvet, couch and anything else I came into contact…
Read MoreSo, Someone New and I decided to go bowling for our second date. It was fairly disastrous from the beginning, to be honest. I missed two trains and ended up having to get a bus [HATE], but then I lost the return ticket and had to pay an absolute fortune for a cab back to mine because there were no more trains and I missed the last bus looking for the stupid piece of paper. Was I drunk? Yes, of course I was. I did have a good time, though.…
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