Day Seven The Married Guy Someone New 

Stalker

Ladies and gentlemen, I appear to have bagged myself a stalker. Remember I told you a while back about the believed accidental friend request sent via Facebook of the ex from ten years ago – The Married Guy? Well, apparently he’s back on the scene. Or at least he’s trying to be. A little while ago, I got another friend request. This one, unlike the last one, didn’t get deleted right away. He sent that friend request and he meant to. I deleted the request after a couple of days of…

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Reconnecting Someone New 

Reconnecting

Remember I said I needed to breakup with Someone New? Well, I tried. And failed. Fuck. I said all the things I wanted to say to him. We had a weird conversation at 9am, while he was on his way to work and I was still grumpy in my bed, and all the things I probably should have said a slightly different way, came out of me in one go. Essentially, what I said to him was this: “If I haven’t fallen in love with you by now, I don’t…

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You’re Just Not The Right Guy For Me Someone New 

You’re Just Not The Right Guy For Me

I know any breakup is a bad breakup and my heart goes out to all those guys and girls with their stories of unrequited love, but is there really any such thing as a good way to breakup with someone? If you know the person you’re with isn’t the right kind of person for you, and you can’t see a future with them despite them being a truly wonderful person, what is the right way of doing it? Is there a right way to break up with someone?  Take my…

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Someone New 

99 WhatsApp Messages Later

  Oh my god! I like Someone New and sometimes, I really think I could be falling in love with that man, but every now and again, he does something so ridiculous, I can’t believe he’s calling himself an adult. Last night was a prime example. I’ve blown him out a lot recently, not because I don’t want to see him, but because shit keeps getting in the way. You’d think that we’d be able to pull ourselves together to at least manage to see each other once a week but…

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The Fucking Circus

As great as Someone New is, sometimes I can’t help but feel like he is deliberately going out of his way to piss me off. He went to the circus tonight. He went to the circus with his four work colleagues – the two pre-pubescent boys and the girl he works with. The girl he used to fuck. The girl he was fucking not that long ago – just before me. How fucking cozy. See, normally I wouldn’t mind. I know they work together. I know they’ve fucked. I know…

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Someone New Sex Fails Sex Tips 

What To Do When You Accidentally Break His Penis

There’s nothing more annoying than spending three hours primping and preening yourself, getting ready for a good night of action after a few weeks away, only to get there and break your boyfriend’s penis. Oh yeah, I broke his penis. Friday afternoon, I went for a bikini wax.Someone New wanted me baby smooth so he would get me baby smooth. Friday evening, I realised the waxer hadn’t exactly done the greatest of jobs. Saturday morning, I call up waxer to bitch and moan. Saturday afternoon, I headed back down to…

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Someone New True Tales 

Why Do You Like It When I Watch?

Here’s something I’ve learned: Someone New likes me to watch him. I think it’s a fetish of his. Not other people watching us; me watching him. It’s become a trend. He likes it when I watch him jerk off. This is new for me! I’ve never been with a guy that’s asked me to watch. I wasn’t really 100% sure how I felt about it … how I feel about it. I’ve never really been in a position where a man has asked me to watch while he touches himself…

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