Dating Jock 

Why Won’t He Have Sex With Me?

I’m in what feels like an all-too-familiar situation right now and I genuinely don’t know what to do about it. The situation? I can’t seem to get my boyfriend to have sex with me. It doesn’t matter how much naughty lingerie I buy and wear for him, or how many hours I spend primping and preening for him, or how much effort I put into our time together, he just won’t put out. What am I doing wrong here? This isn’t the first time I’ve had a sex-demand issue in…

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Frustration. Nothing But a Pair of Kids.

It’s the third day of Jock and I not talking… again. I don’t get what’s up with us recently. We just can’t seem to get our shit together. It’s like we were all ‘in sync’ and now we’re not. We can’t get our schedules to work together. We’re never in the same mood at the same time anymore. It’s like we’ve just lost whatever it is we had. I still love him to death and I’m pretty sure the same could be said for him about me too, but it’s…

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The Fourth Day.

It’s day four of Jock and I not talking. Now I’ve got the raging hump. I miss him so much. He messaged me late last night and said “You’re not still not talking to me then?”. Huh? He ignored the last message I sent… Now it’s all my fault? I messaged him back – “I was never not talking to you” and heard nothing back… yet again. It’s like we’re playing a game, only I don’t know what game we’re playing or how to play it. When I message him,…

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Better Man.

‘That girl makes me wanna be better’ Jock sent me a song again. Right in the throes of my anger towards him, he goes and softens me up. Because that’s what he does. He knows how to push my buttons and he knows how to calm me down again. He lets me vent and rage for a few days and then he pops back up with the cutest of gestures. Normally its in the form of a song, and this time is no exception. [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsx-JVymaGk] Of course, I’m glossing…

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Dating Jock 

I Might Be Crushin’

I might have a crush on Jock’s best friend I think. The Redneck. Yeah, him. I have accepted that this is now something that happens to me. I always go through a phase where I think about screwing my current boyfriend’s friend. With Big Love, I definitely went through a phase of thinking his best friend was hot. We all remember what happened with One Ball’s best friend. I couldn’t get enough of him at one point. Christ. And there there was the Hubby’s best man. Yep, I actually fucked…

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Stood Up.

I’ve been a bad blogger, I apologise. I didn’t realise it had been so long since I last blogged. I’ve been a busy girl! I had a birthday and I’m now officially 28. I had a week off that didn’t end up being a week off with a three-day training course. I also got stood up by Jock. Here we go again. Let the 6-day silence begin… I hardly think this one was my fault. We woke up on Father’s Day, a tad hungover from the World Cup game the…

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Thinking Out Loud.

Jock sent me a new song. He does this every time we have a fight. Remember ‘Better Man’ by Paolo Nutini? It’s turned into his ‘thing’. I quite like it. This time it is an Ed Sheeran beauty – ‘Thinking Out Loud’ [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp1DJL_SIys] As soon as I watched the video, my heart melted. He knows what he’s doing. He knows how to soften me up. Secretly, I love it. Maybe we found love right where we are? I’m listening to it as I write this and honestly, I can’t…

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The Summer Ball.

It’s been a fucking shitty month. From start to finish, this month has fucking sucked. It started with the week off that didn’t end up being a week off at all. I had to go on that shitty training course for work and it cost me a fortune. Then a massive direct debit came out of my bank account for no reason whatsoever and left me seriously overdrawn. After a long debate with the bank, I finally got my money back. They didn’t half make me work for it though. Fuckers.…

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Dating Jock 

The Ex Factor: Here We Go Again.

Three weeks ago, my boyfriend and I had a conversation that involved me telling him he needed to get himself out of debt so that we could starting preparing to start a family and live happily ever after. Three days ago, we had a massive fight because he forgot I existed at a massive event he invited me to, got trashed, made an ass out of himself and ruined my night, my anniversary and my weekend. Three hours ago, he told me that he was borrowing money to pay for…

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Hello? I’m Pissed Off!

Honestly, Jock can be such a fucking idiot sometimes, I can’t even believe how much of a dumbass he is. Despite the fact that I pretty much hung up on him after he told me he was borrowing money to pay for his ex to go away with her daughter, and didn’t talk to him for two days afterwards, he still didn’t quite get I was pissed off. I went through the whole list – I said “fine“, I gave him one-word answers, I ignored his messages and phone calls.…

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