How to Give Her the Best Head of Her Life (According to Me)
Getting head, oral, licking pussy, cunnilingus, whatever you want to call it, I’ve been blessed with both the best and worst of it, so I thought I’d write a guide on how to give her the best head of her life – according to me.
Buckle in and get yourself comfortable, folks. This is your no-holds-barred guide to going down.
Give Her the Best Head of Her Life: The Experience
Oral sex, for me, is about the entire experience. You can’t just dive south, head for my cunt, and hope everything works out. I know my body inside-out. I can make myself come in mere minutes when I’m in the right mood, but not even I can muster up an orgasm when the captain of the ship couldn’t find a technique to save his life.
At the same time, I don’t really need an actual technique. A steady, lapping rhythm will often get me there eventually, as will small circles with the tip of your tongue around my clit – but a combination of the two mixed in with some clever finger-action and a bit of experimentation, and you’ll turn things from O to OOOOOOOO.
Isn’t that what you want to do?
Kiss My Neck
You should start by kissing my neck. That’ll make goosebumps erupt across my body, so you’ll easily feel my excitement as you run your fingers across my skin.
Whisper the naughty little things you want to do to me in my ear. Let your breath tickle the hairs on the back of my neck. And then, when it’s very evident what your intentions are, place your hand on the base of my back and lead me to the bedroom. It’s a dominant, yet gentle move, all in one.
Undress me slowly
When we get to the bedroom, undress me slowly, like you’re unwrapping a fragile Christmas gift. Kiss me as you do, passionately, intensely, deeply.
Take a moment to dip your head and twirl your tongue around the nipple you’ll playfully release from my bra. Leave my bra on, take it off, I don’t really care what you do with it as long as you play with my nipples. The right tweaks and touches will leave me wetter than you could ever imagine, as though they have a direct connection to my cunt.
Position me on the bed
Position me where you want me on the bed, wherever it’s easy and comfortable for you, and kiss your way down my stomach as you remove whatever clothes I’m still wearing.
Admire me, look at me, take in what you have in front of you. Make me believe you’re hungry for it. Kiss and bite at my flesh. Use your hands to grasp and grab handfuls of it on my hips and my thighs. Bite my hip bones. Really bite them. Leave a mark.
Be dominant. I want to know that you’re desperate to devour me – every single little part of me.
Marvel me
Look at my cunt, marvel at it, study it.
Just don’t dive in… yet. The more impatient you make me, the quicker it’ll be for you to make me come. and the more toe-curling it’ll be.
Glide your hands over my body. Get close enough to my clit for me to almost feel your touch, but still far enough away that it makes me whimper with desperate wanting.
Reach up to play with my nipples. Pinch them. Twist them a little. Be rougher than you think is okay with them. I like it. The shooting pain might make me cry out, but it also sends a delightfully delicious electric pulse directly to my cunt.
I long for you to touch and play with my nipples while you’re enthusiastically lapping at my cunt, so please don’t forget about them. Pretty please.
Take your time
Don’t touch my cunt. Ignore my clit. Don’t give me those touches I’m starting to crave.
Make me work for it. Tease me. Play with me. Kiss and bite at my stomach, nibble and lick at my thighs, caress around my labia. My lips are far more sensitive than most people give them credit for, and a slightly painful tug can leave me gushing all over your hand. Nibble and suck on them before, during, and after I come, and I’ll love you forever.
That’s the thing I can’t seem to bring myself to say when your head is buried between my thighs: play with the entirety of me. Clit, labia, ass, thighs, nipples, everything. Please just play with me. I won’t neglect the sensitive parts of your body if you promise never to neglect mine.
Don’t forget to kiss me
Kiss me more. Kiss me here. Kiss me there. Kiss me everywhere. Kiss me before, during, and after. Kiss me while you have me smeared around your face. Let me taste myself. Make me taste myself.
Kiss me slowly, then kiss me fast. Intense kisses. Deep kisses. Every single kiss you could think of, and then some.
Kiss my lips, then my neck, then every other part of my body that your lips can reach.
Just don’t forget to kiss me.
Watch me
My body is fairly easy to read and interpret. My moans and groans will let you know when you’re doing all the right things, and my body will tell you once you’ve reached the perfect spot.
If I’m not squirming and groaning, try something else. Switch it up. That’s the trick: experiment, try different things, don’t stick to what you know. Think outside the box. Make it your goal to find all of the hotspots I already know about, and then some I’m not aware of, too.
Finger me
I want you to push your fingers inside me as you’re lapping away at my cunt. Start with one finger. Add another finger if you’re feeling bold. Arch it upwards, towards the top of my pelvis from within. Stroke that fleshy little section and you’ll be rubbing the Genie’s lamp. Magic things will happen if you do.
Do it at the same time as you draw circles around my clit with your tongue, and you’ll make me come in no time at all. Dragging your tongue up one side of my clit and then down the other feels amazing, too. I also enjoy light strokes directly over it. Not too much pressure; I don’t like that. I do like when you moan and mumble into my cunt, though.
You can speed things up by playing with my nipples, or you could order me to do it and put on a good show for you. Grab my hand and push it towards my cunt, urging me to touch myself so you’re entertained and educated, all at once. Learn from me, watch me, copy me, do as I do, and you’ll soon get it right. I’ll show you how to get the sparks flying.
If you’re doing it right…
You’ll notice a change in my breathing first, if you’re giving me the best head of my life. It’ll get louder and more ragged as that oh-so-fabulous O gets closer. My hands will start to grasp at the sheets, at your hair, at everything and anything within reach. My hips will buck and sway, trying to match the motion of your relentless tongue,
Every now and then take a break from your torment of my clit. Remove your fingers from inside me, then reach up and slip them into my mouth. I love that. Fuck, I love it.
You’ll know when it’s coming because I’ll hold my breath like I’m underwater. My legs shake, back arches, and toes curl. Good job.
If you feel a flooding in your mouth, you have done a very good job. I don’t squirt often, so that’s a gold star good job.
Congratulations to you. You’ve made me come.
When I’m done…
When my hips have stopped bucking and my toes have unfurled, I want you to gently, lightly, and ever-so-softly lick me clean. Trail your tongue down until you can’t go further, then lap your way up. Slowly. Steadily. With purpose. Enjoy it. I want you to enjoy it.
When you’re done, wrap your arms around me. Hold me. Pull me close and
You just did that to me. The leg-shaking and hand-grasping and toe-curling – that’s all you. Smile. You deserve to. You’ve done such a good job.
Give Her the Best Head of Her Life: Conclusion
That’s how to give her the best head of her life – if “her” was me, but I’d love to know if you lot (my darling readers) have anything to add? Throw your suggestions in the comments below, and let’s make sure that women get the orgasms from oral sex that they definitely deserve!
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