The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of True Tales 

I Think We Need To Break Up

I think it’s time for my current guy [The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of] and I to break up, part ways, whatever you want to call it. It’s a shame, but I really don’t think he’s the kind of guy I’m looking for. Do you want to know when I realised that? Half-way through our fuck last night, that’s when. Great timing, as always. And as discussed in Anal Sex – What’s the Deal?, he wanted to put his dick in my ass again. I said no, he tried…

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The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of True Tales 

Anal Sex – What’s the Deal?

This is NOT a sexy blog post. There’s poo talk, peeps. I’d call this one more of a cautionary [and fucking embarrassing] tale. I’ve got a question for you: What’s the obsession between men and anal sex lately? *I’m not deliberately gender stereotyping. I’ve just had more men than usual trying to crawl into my ass than women. Don’t get me wrong, if anal sex is on the menu, I’ll order it from time to time, but if I’m being really honest, I don’t actually get anything from anal play.…

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The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of True Tales 

What’s the Best Sex You Ever Had?

I had a weird conversation about bondage at work today. Well, it started with bondage, but it wasn’t long before we listing off the best sexual experiences we’d ever had [my work colleagues and me]. It’s funny how these conversations seem to spring up at the weirdest times, don’t you think? I couldn’t help but laugh when I had to pause my chat about anal sex to serve a 62-year old customer. It was one of the highlights of the day, to be honest. Anyway, back to the topic in…

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The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of True Tales 

So … What Makes Great Sex Great?

I’ve been dating my current beau for about three months now, but I think we need to have a chat about some things… as you’ve probably guessed from the title: What makes great sex great? We’ve been ‘official’ for about a month of that. You know: Facebook official. We’ve updated our relationship statuses to mention the other. You know it’s fairly serious when I’m happy for my family and friends to be able to locate him and potentially stalk him on social media. I’m a really sexual person. You’ll probably…

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