Category: Dating

I may have told Brown Eyes I wanted to have kids on date two but he told me he loved me on date three. Yep, that actually happened. He wins. Our battle of crazy is going into overtime and it’s starting to hit even crazier new heights. We were on the couch, naked, wrapped up in each other, basking in a post-orgasmic glory. He was spooning me from behind, his big, hairy, tattooed arms wrapped around me really tight. He took a deep breath, taking in the perfume still lingering in…

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And then I said something super dumb. Why did I say it? Because I was stoned and I got carried away with his nice words. Because I figured I might as well get all my cards on the table nice and early because what’s the point in wasting time if we know from the beginning it won’t work…? “I’m going to want kids someday. I’m almost 30. You’re 42 and you already have three grown-up kids. How would this work? Theoretically if I’m the girl you’re going to marry?” That’s…

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I’m that good at first dates, you’ll want to mark the occasion afterwards permanently… Apparently. One date, three blog posts. This guy had better stick around and not be a cock, that’s all I’m saying. That’s a lot of words to waste on a douchebag. Just to recap, if you’ve not read part one and part two, you can find them here: Pre-Date Post-Date   A tall, hottie of a man with tattoos and an underlying sense of kinky fuckery about him took me on the most unconventional 10/10 date.…

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So, I’ve done the pre-date write-up. If you haven’t read it yet, check it out HERE. Now it’s time to read the post-date review. The date with the man, I’ve still not come up with a name for. The date itself, for some women, would have been a total disaster. For me, it was brilliant. Excellent. Fabulous. I laughed, I was myself, we were ourselves. It was lovely. Childish and totally non-conformist but still lovely. Before the date we had agreed not to get dressed up. I didn’t want to see…

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Today’s going to be a two-post day I think. I wrote a post before last night’s date but didn’t post it because I felt ridiculous. I don’t know why. It seems strange to get so… “obsessed” with a man I’ve never met but honestly, I’m obsessed. I was obsessed. So… This is what I wrote pre-date. And then we’ll come back to it. Grab yourself a coffee peeps. You might need it. Pre-Date I’m smitten with this guy you know. This new guy I’ve yet to name. We’re meeting tonight and…

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I’m in a deliriously good mood today and I don’t really know why. I’m not complaining obviously, but after waking up and realising the housemates had left a right mess for me to clean up first thing in the morning for the fourth day in a row, I decided the only thing to do was to put my headphones on, crank up the music, and dance my troubles away. So I did. In my pants. Starting with ‘Light It Up’ – Major Lazer feat. Nyla & Fuse ODG. I realised…

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