Life, Dating & UK Sex Blog | 12 Years in Graphic Detail | 18+
He was rolling a spliff. He seems to do that a lot (more than me) so clearly I’ve got myself a boyfy with a drug habit. Always a Brucey-bonus. Anyway, it was the afternoon after the night before and we’d eaten the bacon sandwiches I had ready and waiting for him when he got home from running his errands. We’d drank the teas I’d made too and were getting ready to stoned-Netflix-and-chill the crap out of the rest of the afternoon. He’d taken his shirt off and was sat on…
Read MoreAnd then I said something super dumb. Why did I say it? Because I was stoned and I got carried away with his nice words. Because I figured I might as well get all my cards on the table nice and early because what’s the point in wasting time if we know from the beginning it won’t work…? “I’m going to want kids someday. I’m almost 30. You’re 42 and you already have three grown-up kids. How would this work? Theoretically if I’m the girl you’re going to marry?” That’s…
Read MoreI still need to find a name for this guy and I really can’t think of one. I’ve gone and slept with him now so he definitely needs a name. He can’t just be number 45. Shit. Number 45?! How did that happen? (Clearly that’s the reason this blog is anonymous.) The date almost didn’t happen – he thought I was going to blow him out and then I thought he was going to blow me out and then we blew each other out… Long story short, huge misunderstanding, all…
Read MoreI’m that good at first dates, you’ll want to mark the occasion afterwards permanently… Apparently. One date, three blog posts. This guy had better stick around and not be a cock, that’s all I’m saying. That’s a lot of words to waste on a douchebag. Just to recap, if you’ve not read part one and part two, you can find them here: Pre-Date Post-Date A tall, hottie of a man with tattoos and an underlying sense of kinky fuckery about him took me on the most unconventional 10/10 date. And…
Read MoreSo, I’ve done the pre-date write-up. If you haven’t read it yet, check it out HERE. Now it’s time to read the post-date review. The date with the man I’ve still not come up with a name for. The date itself, for some women, would have been a total disaster. For me, it was brilliant. Excellent. Fabulous. I laughed, I was myself, we were ourselves. It was lovely. Childish and totally non-conformist but still lovely. Before the date we had agreed not to get dressed up. I didn’t want to…
Read MoreToday’s going to be a two-post day I think. I wrote a post before last night’s date but didn’t post it because I felt ridiculous. I don’t know why. It seems strange to get so… “obsessed” with a man I’ve never met but honestly, I’m obsessed. I was obsessed. So… This is what I wrote pre-date. And then we’ll come back to it. Grab yourself a coffee peeps. You might need it. Pre-Date I’m smitten with this guy you know. This new guy I’ve yet to name. We’re meeting tonight and…
Read MoreI’m in a deliriously good mood today and I don’t really know why. I’m not complaining obviously, but after waking up and realising the housemates had left a right mess for me to clean up first thing in the morning for the fourth day in a row, I decided the only thing to do was to put my headphones on, crank up the music, and dance my troubles away. So I did. In my pants. Starting with ‘Light It Up’ – Major Lazer feat. Nyla & Fuse ODG. I realised…
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