So, I Got Turned Down

Yesterday, I got a text totally out of the blue. It was from Number 5, also known as The Fireman, who I first introduced (briefly) to you in WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST TIME … ? (PART FOUR: HEARTBREAK). “I live just around the corner from you now and I’m at a loose end tonight. Would you like to come round for a drink? See my new pad?” Yes, of course I did. The Fireman has a huge cock (probably too big, to be honest) and he knew how to use…

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