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Night 1: Electro-Sex

January 7, 2013February 16, 2020 notsosexinthecityElectrosex, experimenting, fantasies, long distance relationship, orgasms, Pain/Pleasure, sex bucket list, sex toys

It’s time, peeps. Following on from my safe-for-work last post, I’m bringing you all of the smutty details from my four days of frivolous fucking with One Ball, and I’m just going to dive right in … NIGHT 1: ELECTRO-SEX One day, a couple of weeks ago, during a steamy conversation with One Ball, I happened to mention a thing that I wanted to try in the bedroom. I’d seen electro-sex kits [electric shock kits?] online and found myself really intrigued by them, wondering just how zazzy those zaps would…

My Dating Life One Ball

T-Minus 4 Sleeps

December 29, 2012February 3, 2020 notsosexinthecityfalling in love, long distance relationship, love, new love, The Ick

I’m seeing One Ball in T-minus 4 days. I’m excited, folks, but I’m also stressed. Do you want to know why? Because there is so much stuff to do and not enough time to do it all. Let me invite you into my pre-fuck ritual … I need to shave my legs. I actually prefer epilating but I need to do that a week before the ‘event’, and then again a couple of days after that to make sure that all of the hairs are gone, even the little ones.…

My Dating Life NSFW / Sex One Ball True Tales

Wank-a-Holics Anonymous.

December 18, 2012February 1, 2020 notsosexinthecitylong distance relationship, masturbation, Sex Deprived6 Comments

I haven’t had sex in two weeks. [One Ball, obviously.] Two weeks and two days if you want me to get really exact about things. I’m such a frustrated little bunny today. Super frustrated. Like a walking erection but with a vagina. That doesn’t even make sense, does it? Meh. Whatever. I’m SUPER frustrated. I’m used to going without sex for weeks at a time. I was an Army WAG to start with and that meant going without sex for four or six months at a time, sometimes. Plus I…

Big Love My Dating Life My Mr. Grey One Ball The Best Man The Hubby

Bad Text Sex, Good Car Sex, The Exclusive Chat

November 4, 2012March 14, 2020 notsosexinthecityBooty Call, Breakups, Dick Pics, friends with benefits, heartbreak, long distance relationship, love, Moving On, new love, single, Soldiers, The Other Side of the World5 Comments

I’ve been quiet recently. Sorry about that. It’s been a busy few days, but I thought it might be time to update you all with what’s been happening in my life. Are you ready? Drink in hand? Snacks close by? Then I shall begin … Big Love Let’s start with the Big Love obsession. Because, at this point, there’s no way it’s not an obsession. I was happily trundling through my two-week breakup crash course of sad, soppy movies that would absolutely make me cry, until, just like that, I…

My Dating Life My Mr. Grey

I Asked the Question… And Got No Answers!

September 10, 2012January 27, 2020 notsosexinthecityCommitment, friends with benefits, long distance relationship4 Comments

I decided it was finally time for me to stop being a pussy, bite the bullet, and actually ask My Mr. Grey – OUTRIGHT – what the deal was between us. I huffed and I puffed and I paced the room a hundred times or more, typing out the message, rewriting it, deleting the entire thing and then starting all over from scratch again. It was nerve-wracking. I know we’ve discussed how we feel already, and how we both want it to go further, but now it really comes down…

Big Love My Dating Life My Mr. Grey

The Truth about Long-Distance Relationships

September 5, 2012January 22, 2020 notsosexinthecityEx-Purge, long distance relationship, love1 Comment

I haven’t blogged for a while, and let me tell you why: NOTHING has happened. Literally nothing. Nada. There’s nothing going on in my life. Boring. I still haven’t had *that conversation* with My Mr. Grey, so things are still floating in the air like a stinking fart. In my head, we’re in a relationship, so I’m not actively pursuing anyone else. It’s been a month since I last saw him and I’ve not had sex at all since then. It feels like it’s been a year, not a month.…