My Dating Life The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of 

Text Sex Crazy

I’ve been single for about a week now, except it’s kinda like I’m not really single at all. The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of (who I eventually did get rid of) has turned into a post-relationship thing though. It’s a text-sex thing, not a real sex thing, but still … we probably shouldn’t be doing it. It’s quite ironic when you consider that his bad kisses and incompatible foreplay rituals were one of the reasons I knew we needed to break up, and now I’m using the texted promise…

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My Dating Life The Work Colleague 

Dipping Your Pen in the Office Ink?

I work with this guy that I have the craziest sexual chemistry with. He’s not my type at all, not in looks, personality, or anything like that … but there’s something about him that just makes me feel drawn to him. Or my vagina feels drawn to him. I’m not sure which it is. We have this mild flirtation going on during work hours, and at first, I thought it was just something we did to pass the time. But then I noticed that it was only me that he…

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My Dating Life The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of The Lapdog 

I Finally Did It

I haven’t been around for a couple of days and I’m sorry for that. It’s been a pretty hectic week, but I thought it was about time that I gave you a little update. I’ll start with the Mama stuff … She got her blood tests back and they were all clear, so that was fucking awesomely good. She had an ultrasound and found some nodules, and we’re now awaiting some test results for those, to see if she needs removal and/or a biopsy or something like that. She’s in…

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My Dating Life The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of 

Today Has Been Hell.

Today has been hell. Like, actual hell. A really shitty day. Firstly, The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of turned up completely unannounced at my house last night. What was he playing at? I have serious space issues, so having some bloke turn up at my front door when I least expect him is one of the worst things that could happen to me. What if I’m halfway through having a wank? Or de-fuzzing my face? Or plucking my chin hairs? And who turns up at the house of a…

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Big Love Mental Health My Dating Life 

Melancholy Nostalgia

I felt melancholy today. Actually, I felt fine today. It was when I got home from work and found myself sat on my bed, alone, that I found myself feeling melancholy. At first, I didn’t know why I felt that way. The day was a good one, with nothing bad to report; what did I really have to be sad or melancholy about? But then I realised what it was: loneliness. I’m lonely. To other people – outsiders – I’m the girl who jokes around a lot. She likes to…

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My Dating Life The Lapdog 

The Pros and Cons of The Lapdog

“You should write a pros and cons list for him. Then you’ll know what makes sense.” My coworker told me to stop moping and make some decisions. She’s right about making some decisions; I definitely need to do that. I’m still dating The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of, but it’s The Lapdog still weighing heavily on my mind. I’m starting to worry that I’m letting good guys pass me by because I’m too busy paying attention to the things that don’t feel right. But things should feel right ……

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My Dating Life The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of The Lapdog 

Why Do I Want What I Can’t Have?

There’s a guy. I mean, there’s always a guy, but it’s a guy that I’ve not introduced you to already. It’s not The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of (who I still haven’t dumped, by the way) or The Really Beautiful Man. The guy I want to talk about today is Number 19 on The List, otherwise known as The Lapdog. We love each to death, but every time we’ve tried to give our relationship a go it just hasn’t worked. I struggle to commit to him, probably still because…

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My Dating Life The Really Beautiful Man 

What Do I Want in a Man?

So… following on from my previous post about the man so beautiful that I thought my heart was going to stop, I decided to give you a little update. He might look beautiful, but quite frankly he has the personality of a kipper. A couple of days of texting, and he amuses me about as much as an empty can of tuna. It just goes to show, all the beautiful people are dull. Huff! He texted me last night, requesting my assistance to save him from a rather drunken night…

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My Dating Life The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of The Really Beautiful Man 

Does It Make Me Desperate?

I was minding my own business today, at work, doing my thing, and I came across a man so beautiful that I fell in love right there and then. He was so hot. Seriously hot. Probably one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen in my life. And because of that, I stammered, stuttered, and blushed my way through a series of words that didn’t make up full sentences and basically made a right tit out of myself. Nicely played, girl. Nicely played. He did his thing, paid for…

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My Dating Life The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of 

I Think We Need To Break Up

I think it’s time for my current guy [The Guy I Couldn’t Get Rid Of] and I to part ways. It’ a shame, but I really don’t think he’s the kind of guy I’m looking for. And do you want to know when I realised that? Half-way through our fuck last night, that’s when. Great timing, as always. As and discussed in Anal Sex – What’s the Deal?, he wanted to put his dick in my ass again. I said no, he tried to change my mind by doing other…

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