Me & My Opinions NSFW / Sex True Tales 

Online & Accidental (The Story of the 10 Inch Dick)

Content Warning: Discusses unsolicited dick pics & brief mention of sexual assault.  The other night I received the biggest cock shot I’d ever received in my life. Bizarrely, it wasn’t sent to me via a social media account associated with this blog. It was via a social media account associated with an entirely different website I manage. A website that is 100% unrelated to sex, dating, relationships, any of it. I received a message – a question related to the website. He was asking for advice. An hour later, when…

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Bear Mental Health My Dating Life NSFW / Sex True Tales 

Why Won’t I Let Him Touch Me?

  My sex drive has entirely changed over the last few years. I probably should have warned you before diving in with something like that. Sorry. But depression, anxiety, and stress has probably had a huge part to play in the whole bonkers libido business, as well as going self-employed, quitting my job, bouncing from one highly inappropriate man to the next, the cervical cancer scare, the bowel cancer scare, and then going through the Brown Eyes saga. I’m not totally devoid of a sex drive these days but something…

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Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex True Tales 

I Just Don’t Know What It Is about Sundays #NSFW

Sunday just seems to be our day. Whether Bear’s son is around or not, whether he has clients or not, whether I’m working or not, we always seem to find a way to get together and get good n’ frisky. It must be the Holy-day business. Something about Sundays just makes us damn horny. Today was no exception. I’ve already blogged today and that’s why I’m making you wait for this post. I can’t have a two-post day. You’ll get bored of me. But I feel the need to tell…

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Dating Advice NSFW / Sex Sex Tips 

Stealthing: Stealth Has a Brand New Meaning

  Every day is an education these days, apparently, and today I learned a brand new term in the world of dating and sex. Have you heard of stealthing? Don’t worry if you haven’t heard of it because I hadn’t either, but it’s time to sit up and pay attention. Take notice. Because if you don’t know what stealthing is, you can’t protect yourself against it. And trust me when I tell you that you definitely need to protect yourself against this one. Let me set the scene – you’re…

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Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex True Tales 

Sunday Funday #NSFW

We’d unexpectedly found ourselves alone. The Teen had gone away to a family event without us, and Bear had a couple of clients planned for the day, but both of them had rescheduled or cancelled. I’d planned a day full of work, but when his plans went awry mine kinda did too. We were left twiddling our thumbs, staring at each other from opposite ends of a dining room table. There was something about him today. I couldn’t quite put my finger on what it was, but it was certainly…

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Bear My Dating Life NSFW / Sex True Tales 

Sex. (And Pubic Hair)

Sex. Can we just talk about that for a moment? Do you mind? Because I want to talk about it. It feels like I’m not having enough of it. Five minutes ago, Bear and I were happily shagging like rabbits, and now I almost need to remind myself that I should probably “put out” tonight. Why? Since meeting Bear, my libido has gone through the roof. I’ve been hornier, more confident, and definitely more sexually open than I’ve EVER been with anyone before. He makes me feel hot. Super hot.…

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Dating Advice NSFW / Sex Sex Tips 

What Should You Do When You Don’t Want to Have Sex with Your Boyfriend?

*according to me.  What happens when you desperately love the man you’re with, and usually, you’d want to rip his clothes off without even a nudge in that kinky little direction, but right now and for the last few weeks/months, you just haven’t been interested in sex at all? It’s a familiar scenario, right? We’ve all been there. We’ve all felt that. We’ve all brushed our significant other away, complaining of a non-existent headache, desperately wanting to be left alone. But why? And how long do you leave it before…

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Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

#FreshlyPolished – After School Boy Blazer

“Gosh, it’s been a really long time! How have you been?”  Luke couldn’t believe his eyes when Shelley walked into the conference room of the hotel. He hadn’t expected her to turn up to their school reunion, but he was glad that she had. She hadn’t aged. In fact, she looked exactly the same as she did on their last ever day together. Long, dark hair with those big brown eyes, the denim jacket she was wearing now replacing the blue blazer they’d worn in school together. She even had…

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NSFW / Sex 

#Top100SexBloggers2016 – 6th Place!

Hello, you gorgeous folk! I meant to post this a while back, but I’m a bad blogger (as always) and I’m so many blog posts behind … (Again, as always!) I received a Twitter notification that literally made me the happiest! In the #Top100SexBloggers2016 I was voted 6th. SIXTH! SIIIIIIXTH?! I couldn’t believe it. Me? My little blog? I’m the first to admit that I never believe I’m “good enough” – not tattooed enough for a tattoo convention, not geeky enough for Comicon, not experienced enough for a vape convention…

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Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

“What Are Your Fantasies?”

“What Are Your Fantasies?” A friend recently asked me this question and I didn’t know how to answer it. I don’t know what my fantasies are. That’s not a good thing, right? I’m thirty years old. Surely this is something I’d know by now? I’ve had little sexually check-boxes ticked off over the years, but a fantasy, a real fantasy …? I don’t think I have one of those. I’ve always wanted to recreate that scene out of 40 Days and 40 Nights when Josh Hartnett’s character uses an orchid…

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