Category: My Dating Life

My Dating Life The Hubby 

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – Would You Erase Me?

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Wednesday’s breakup film – Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I don’t normally follow through with much in life. I have the attention span of a goldfish. However, my two-week breakup course is still in full force. Every night, for two weeks, I’m going to watch another movie that I read you’re meant to watch after a breakup. I’m doing it a bit late considering Big Love and I actually broke up over eight months ago, but better late than never, right? Not that I really need an excuse to…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex One Ball 

Just Sex

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Today I decided upon another breakup film. I’m slowly working my way through the list I should have gone through when Big Love and I first broke up. This is where we’re at: Sunday – 500 Days of Summer [How Long Does It Take to Get over Someone?] Monday – The Holiday Tuesday – Closer Why am I doing this? Because I can. Because I have to. Because I’m driving myself crazy with my pathetic obsession with Big Love and our big breakup, and I am determined to get him…

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Big Love My Dating Life 

How Long Does It Takes To Get Over Someone?

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It’s midnight on Sunday night. Well, Monday morning now. I couldn’t sleep, so I started watching 500 Days of Summer. Why? Because Google told me to. I did some research into how to get over your ex-boyfriend, because honestly, at this point, I’m up for trying anything. Absolutely anything. I’m trying everything that everyone tells me to try: date new people, pick up new hobbies, hang out with your friends, get fit, get a haircut, get your nails done, etc. None of it’s working, though. I’m no closer to being…

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Big Love My Dating Life NSFW / Sex True Tales 

The Perfect Penis – Is Size Important?

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“What’s your idea of the perfect penis?”  It’s a great question, right? A question I was recently asked in real life, but I answered it much more diplomatically than I’m about to answer here. My IRL answer was something along the lines of: “Oh, you know, size isn’t important. I just like a regular penis, mostly.”  But now I’m about to give you my HONEST answer. I hope you’re sitting comfortably … In my opinion, Big Love had the most perfect penis. He was my first ever circumcised penis, and…

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Big Love My Dating Life 

Big Love Got in Touch …

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I read my horoscopes the other day and it said that an old flame would get in touch. I’m not really a big believer of horoscopes, to be honest, but I did wonder at the time if The Fireman would contact me again after turning me down so spectacularly the other night. It turns out an ex did get in touch, just like that horoscope predicted, but it wasn’t The Fireman. It was someone I absolutely wasn’t expecting: Big Love. I’m still reeling … “Hi, I just thought I should…

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My Dating Life NSFW / Sex One Ball 

Adding Another To The List

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I need to add another one to the list of people I’ve slept with. Yes, that’s right, I finally fucked One Ball … and it was fabulous! Our little dalliance started with a message on an online dating website, then we met for a quick lunch, then we went for a hot chocolate or two, and then we shared our first kiss, which was just perfect, then I decided it was time to take things further so invited him to mine to watch a movie. The movie was Ted. We…

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My Dating Life The Fireman 

So, I Got Turned Down

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Yesterday, I got a text totally out of the blue. It was from Number 5, also known as The Fireman, who I first introduced (briefly) to you in WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST TIME … ? (PART FOUR: HEARTBREAK). “I live just around the corner from you now and I’m at a loose end tonight. Would you like to come round for a drink? See my new pad?” Yes, of course I did. The Fireman has a huge cock (probably too big, to be honest) and he knew how to use…

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My Dating Life My Mr. Grey One Ball The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of The Lapdog 

My Men: The Update

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After a conversation at work today, I realised the men in my life were a mess and more than a little confusing. For my own benefit, as well as to keep you all in the loop, I have decided to try and make sense of what is going on. There’s My Mr. Grey …  I haven’t really been paying My Mr Grey a lot of attention these days. I don’t have the patience to deal with him while he figures out what he really wants. I adore him, I tell him…

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My Dating Life My Mr. Grey One Ball The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of 

So, Today I Met a Boy …

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I’m getting old and my teenage crush moments are few and far between these days, and that’s the explanation I’m giving for writing what is probably going to be a pathetic excuse for a blog post. In advance, soz. I met a boy. We’ve been speaking for a while, after meeting on Plenty of Fish, and I’ve decided to call him One Ball. Why? Because he’s only got one ball. He was born that way, apparently, and he’s quite forward when it comes to talking about it. he’s quite forward…

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My Dating Life My Mr. Grey The Guy I Couldn't Get Rid Of The Lapdog 

Biting Me in the Ass!

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Today, all the man-juggling I’d been doing recently turned around and bit me right on the ass. We all knew it was going to happen eventually, right? I’m still up in the air with the whole My Mr. Grey thing, but since he couldn’t make up his mind what was going on and left me dangling, I figured I’d get on with life. Not in a deliberate I’m-going-to-find-someone-new way, but in a carry-on-like-before way. But it’s all gotten a little bit … complicated.   THE GUY I COULDN’T GET RID…

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