Baby-Making Machines Me & My Opinions The World... It Shocks Me 

Baby-Making Machines

“We would like to announce that we are adding the VERY LAST addition to our family. The one definitely came as a shock and proves that the coil definitely isn’t 100% effective. We’ve gotten our heads around it now and we’re very happy to be adding to the madness. Final baby due in November!” It was that Facebook post that ruined my day before I’d even have a chance to wipe the sleep from my eyes this morning. That post from the second wife of Soldier Boy – Number 26.…

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I’m A Pretty Flower Me & My Opinions 

I’m A Pretty Flower

So… My Pops got married at the weekend and it was a very lovely day. Everyone turned up, vows were said, kisses and rings were exchanged, all very lovely. Lovely, lovely, lovely. They did the marriage thing, we stopped for photos, and then we all sat down to listen to speeches and begin the meal. All very wedding-y, nothing out of the ordinary so far. His new wife’s daughter is having a baby. Five or six weeks pregnant, far too early to be announcing that shit to seventy of your…

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Things That Turn Me Off #2: Men Who Can't Handle Rejection Dating Advice Me & My Opinions 

Things That Turn Me Off #2: Men Who Can’t Handle Rejection

It seems I have a lot to say on the subject of turnoffs so I’ve decided the only logical thing to do is to start a weekly column. Let’s call it #TurnoffTuesday. Please feel free to jump in with your own. I’d love to learn it’s not just me with these burning niggles, these massive turnoff red flags. This week, I want to talk about rejection. To be precise, men who cannot handle rejection. Apparently, this is quite a few of you. You know who you are… I understand rejection…

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What Do I Love About Myself? Me & My Opinions 

What Do I Love About Myself?

So… I’ve been doing some research into that whole ‘Project: Love Thyself’ I keep banging on about. I’m determined to do this, not just halfway but the whole way. I can’t keep falling in love with inappropriate men and making bad decisions. Anyway, one of the things I read in my research of how to fall in love with yourself was that you should write a list of all the things you already love about yourself. All those things you actually don’t mind or wouldn’t want to change. How hard…

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Inconsequential Me & My Opinions 

Inconsequential.

I’ve tried to avoid my laptop today because I’m feeling a tad on the fragile side but I’m starting to get a little angry about this Twitter scandal I’ve accidentally found myself in. There appears to be this torrent of hatred towards me and the blog post I wrote which is fair enough, but stuff has started to get personal now. The blogger I was upset about upsetting, the blogger who I respected, the blogger who’s blog I read and actually agreed with, well she’s starting to look like a…

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A Very Public Apology Me & My Opinions 

A Very Public Apology

I wrote a guest post for a blog which sparked some controversy. I was accused of being a woman-hater. I was accused of bashing women, of dictating to women what they should or should not do. I was accused of being everything in life I hate. Honestly, as pathetic as it sounds, I cried for ten solid minutes as I was called a ‘writer’ in inverted commas and hated by the very women I looked up and to respected. I checked out the blog of the first chick who commented and…

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#30DayWritingChallenge Me & My Opinions 

#30DayWritingChallenge – Day 1: Happiness

I don’t normally pay attention to these things but I came across this #30DayWritingChallenge and I figured I would give it a shot. Things have been so very depressing lately. Surely anything to lighten the mood is just going to be a great idea? Plus, I’m all about Project: Love Thyself right now. Let’s see if it works… Day 1: List 10 things that make you really happy.    I had to think about this for a while before I could start writing things down which is quite ironic seeing as…

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How To Fall In Love With Yourself Jock Me & My Opinions My Dating Life The Hubby 

Project: Love Thyself – How To Fall In Love With Yourself

It’s hard work trying to fall in love with yourself when all your life you’ve had people continually tell you and make you feel as if you just weren’t good enough. I was never good enough for The Hubby. He wanted a wife who was thinner, didn’t have as many stretch marks as I did, wasn’t as flabby as I was, had a perkier butt, a smaller waist, no scars from years of self-harm and abuse. I knew all of this because he told me. He told me almost every…

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Project: Love Thyself Me & My Opinions My Dating Life Someone New The Director The Dom 

Project: Love Thyself

Well, hello peeps. I guess I’m back. I knew I’d be back. I love my blog. I’m not ready to let it go yet. I just need to start using it better. If it’s meant to be teaching me lessons, why aren’t I learning them? So… Let’s update. I left things on a cliffhanger I guess. I was kinda torn between The Dom and The Director. I took a huge step back from The Dom because as much as I adore the guy and I want him in my life,…

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Me & My Opinions 

Fucking Idiots, The Pair of Them

Today I’ve got the right hump. I’ve mentioned the Lesser-Spotted Lethario a few times in my blog, and the many women he parades through our house. Well, apparently he’s not just an asshole to the girls he dates. He’s an asshole in general. (See – Don’t Be A Crazy Girl) I live with three other guys in a big house. One of the guys is Bestie, one is this Lethario character (with his string of women), and one is a sorta average kinda guy with his girlfriend, who I actually…

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