Me & My Opinions 

You’re Dead to Me Now

    You absolutely wretched woman, from an equally wretched family. Would it have been too awkward for you to have mentioned me also? Because it appears that you forgot an entire grandchild. Abandoned and forgotten … Wow, you must be very proud of the family you have.  I am incredibly proud of the family that I have, however, a family that has always been there for me. Like my mother who picked up the pieces, once again, when I learned that not only had an absent grandfather died, but…

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Me & My Opinions NSFW / Sex True Tales 

Online & Accidental (The Story of the 10 Inch Dick)

Content Warning: Discusses unsolicited dick pics & brief mention of sexual assault.  The other night I received the biggest cock shot I’d ever received in my life. Bizarrely, it wasn’t sent to me via a social media account associated with this blog. It was via a social media account associated with an entirely different website I manage. A website that is 100% unrelated to sex, dating, relationships, any of it. I received a message – a question related to the website. He was asking for advice. An hour later, when…

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Bear Me & My Opinions My Dating Life 

Wicked Stepmother

    Did you know that Ghost came out 27 years ago today? That’s a fucking long time ago, isn’t it? All of a sudden I feel much older. So old. Groan. I’m only 31. I was only three or four years old when that movie came out. What a classic though. I just wanted to start today’s blog post with a fun fact. The rest of this post won’t be as much fun. I was hated today. I’m still hated. Bear’s Son, who I shall call BS for the rest…

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Bear Me & My Opinions My Dating Life 

What Do I Want in a Man? The Re-Hash

*Long post alert*   So, I’ve been going #BacktotheBeginning on Twitter, sharing all the old posts right from the beginning again. The name gives it away really. One of my recent finds was this little beauty from July 2012 > What Do I Want in a Man? I had a read through it, laughing to myself, mostly because of the poor writing quality but also because I was a funny fucker. It’s funny how things change too. Some of the things I wanted back then are still important now, of…

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31 Fun Facts About Me 

Content warning: Discussing drug use. It started at 30 and now it’s 31. Why? Because it took me over twelve months to finish the damn thing. I don’t know if you want to know more about me, but I’ve decided to bring you 31 fun facts to celebrate a recent birthday. I’d love it if I could inspire you to write some fun facts about you too. Share your link in the comments below, if you do. Tell me more about you! But, for now, it’s all about ME! 1.…

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Me & My Opinions Mental Health 

I Love You, Man

I’m starting to really hate my phone. Well, not my phone, Timehop. That poxy app. It’s almost my birthday, so you can imagine the kind of shit it’s showing me right now. Parties, lots of them – my 18th, 19th, 25th, joint birthday and coming home from the other side of the world parties. So many parties. So many people. I had so many friends. I had quite the active social life and I remember having lots of fun. But right now, I’m sat in my bedroom, crying. Funny how…

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Bestie Me & My Opinions 

What Would YOU Do?

What would you do if someone told you something like: “So-and-so’s girlfriend is a fucking psycho, by the way.”  If you knew that someone was dating a ‘psycho’, would you tell them? What if that person were your best friend? You’d totally tell them, right? What if that person was your best friend once but isn’t anymore? Now what d’ya do? Tell them? Tell someone else to tell them? Tell the original psycho-news-spreader to keep their newfound deets to themselves? Update to this: he has a new gf. My sister…

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Dear Alice, (About Those Free School Lunches)

Hey, how are you today? I saw a little Twitter debate earlier on, and I really wanted to jump in and get myself involved. I knew, however, that a Twitter spat wouldn’t solve this particular dilemma. Fighting with people in 100 characters or less doesn’t educate them, or show them another side of the debate. All it does is make those with a certain opinion stand even more firmly in their ways and shout a bit louder. I want what I have to say to make an impact. I’m a…

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Me & My Opinions Mental Health 

A Man Told Me to Kill Myself Today

Content Warning: Discussing suicide. Yep, you did read that right. A man who I’d never met – some random dude on the internet – told me to kill myself. You probably won’t find that funny, but as I sit here with the #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek blog I forgot to post, and also my rebuttal to #13ReasonsWhy, I did find it funny. Perfect timing! I have been feeling SHIT recently. Nothing has been wrong. My relationship has been fine. I’m not lacking in confidence, despite putting on a couple of pounds (and then…

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Dating Advice Me & My Opinions 

Joint Facebook Accounts

Joint Facebook accounts. Let’s just talk about those for a second, shall we? I seem to find that more and more couples are opting for a joint social media presence these days but I’m having a hard time coming up with reasons why someone would think this was a good idea. I can think of a hundred and one reasons why it would be a bad idea, though. Let’s start with some of those. There was that one couple I commented on, on Twitter a while back. From the Insta-rants,…

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