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So, the hangover seems to have subsided somewhat and I’ve had some time to focus and think back over the stuff that happened on my date. I am genuinely not impressed with my dumbass behaviour. I shouldn’t have slept with him. I shouldn’t have acted the way I did. He’s been regaling me with tales of our night (and enjoying it a little too much for my liking, too) but I’m not sure where Little Miss Promiscuous came from. I need to put her back in the cage she clearly…
Read MoreDo you want to know something that really annoys me? I’m gonna tell you anyway. Men who talk to me on POF (yes that’s right, it’s another internet dating rant), who then go on to exchange numbers with me, spend all day and night talking to me via WhatsApp or iMessage, but are still online on POF every time I have a cheeky look. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not nuts. I know that just exchanging numbers with someone doesn’t make you ‘exclusive’. But is it really so wrong to…
Read MoreYou know, a new relationship being six months or so. Not quite long enough to say those three little worlds – “I love you”, but long enough to have farted in front of each other, and made a drunken ass out of yourself at least once. I like to think I’ve learned a lot over the years, using my newfound knowledge from yet another failed relationship to hopefully not make the same mistakes again. Here’s what I’ve learned about what you shouldn’t do when you’re in a new relationship… A…
Read MoreSo…. We all know I find the female form attractive, and I have been known to take the occasional lady-lover to my bed from time to time. This isn’t a conversation I’ve had with Someone New, and he’s far too jealous for anything like that to happen anyway so I figured it was something he didn’t really need to know. We discovered a mutual passion of ‘Suicide Girls’ early on in our relationship – I want to be one except I’ve never had the balls. And probably never will.…
Read MoreOh my god! I like Someone New and sometimes, I really think I could be falling in love with that man, but every now and again, he does something so ridiculous, I can’t believe he’s calling himself an adult. Last night was a prime example. I’ve blown him out a lot recently, not because I don’t want to see him, but because shit keeps getting in the way. You’d think that we’d be able to pull ourselves together to at least manage to see each other once a week but…
Read MoreThere’s a crazy girl in my house. I’m sure of it. And for once, no it’s not me. Remember I spoke AGES ago about The Lethario I live with? He always had a string of ladies around and I wasn’t entirely sure how he managed it? Well for the last few months, things have been pretty quiet. He’s found a girl who he quite likes, and since she’s been around, there’s been fewer ‘other women.’ For once, this guy might just be keeping it in his pants. Karma doing it’s…
Read MoreIs There Anything Wrong With Harmless Flirting? Sometimes harmless flirting is just that – harmless flirting. I personally, do not see flirting as cheating. I think flirty banter with people other than your boyfriend / girlfriend is healthy. It reminds you that you are human – you have needs and desires. I flirt a lot, whether I’m in a relationship or out of it. I’m quite blessed to have a job that involves “research“, and a lot of this research means hanging around internet dating sites and apps, and judging…
Read MoreHave you ever noticed how the audience never changes on dating sites like POF? I can’t talk about Tinder as I’m not yet that desperate to find out more about it. But over the last three years I have been internet dating, one thing has stayed true – the selection of men very, very rarely changes. I can’t work out whether these guys are STILL looking for love, or if maybe they are just as unlucky as I am, bouncing from relationship to relationship? Maybe every time I head on…
Read MoreI don’t know. Those 26 posts just really annoyed me. Get a grip of yourself. NO man in the world is worth that. I wouldn’t even let David Beckham have 26 posts telling him how much he won this breakup war. Na uh. No way.
Read MoreSo last night I had my sixth date with my Someone New. I think it was the sixth anyway. I’ve been real busy with writing work and my day job (I’ve actually managed to do like three weeks without phoning in sick so far – that’s a major improvement for me), and I’ve had my last therapy session! It feels like things are on the up despite my boyfriend being a whole load clingier than I imagined he would be. We shall talk about this later. For now I want…
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