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Fiction (ish) NSFW / Sex 

It Could Have Been a Great Night

I always wondered what it would have been like if we’d introduced a third party into our sex life. I know it’s a bit too late for what-ifs now, but I do wonder, just sometimes. And I think that’s one of my prominent life regrets: not saying yes when I was given the opportunity to have one last bite at the girl-boy-girl bullet. I imagine it would have been a glorious occasion. I also wonder if we would have looked back over the night with happier, hornier memories than my actual…

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Jock My Dating Life 

The Zoo

I’m in very serious trouble. Like, super serious trouble. I’ve just spent another AMAZING 24 hours with the AMAZING Jock, and I can say one thing with absolute honesty: he rocks my fucking world. I definitely wasn’t this happy with One Ball at the beginning. I didn’t feel like this. He made me happy and stuff but this is something else. I’m in a constant state of giggly butterflies, wishing the hours away until I can see him next, literally running to my phone whenever it makes a vibrating noise…

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Me & My Opinions 

It’s Question time!

I came across this blog post idea on another blog – Diary of a Cheating Whore – and I liked the idea so much that I thought I might have a bash at it myself. If you’re feeling up to it, why not have a go and let us know *your* answers too? Ready? 1 – Who is your closest celebrity lookalike? And, who do you think is sexier: you or the celeb? I was once told that I looked like the alien thing out of ‘The Faculty’, which I’m…

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