My Dating Life NSFW / Sex Sex Tips Someone New 

What To Do When You Accidentally Break His Penis

There’s nothing more annoying than spending three hours primping and preening yourself, getting ready for a good night of action after a few weeks away, only to get there and break your boyfriend’s penis. Oh yeah, I broke his penis. Friday afternoon, I went for a bikini wax. Someone New wanted me baby smooth so he would get me baby smooth. Friday evening, I realised the waxer hadn’t exactly done the greatest of jobs. Saturday morning, I call up waxer to bitch and moan. Saturday afternoon, I headed back down…

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The 10 Rules Of Morning Sex

I love sex. Sex at ANY time of day is just fine, as far as I’m concerned. But there’s one part of sex that I really don’t appear to have figured out that well yet, though … Morning sex. Especially morning sex with my current significant other. We don’t appear to be all that “in sync”. He doesn’t give a shit about morning breath, but his morning stench makes me gag. He also doesn’t have a problem with pumping away at me for ages, but I get bored after a…

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If She Shaves Her Bikini Line For You, You’d Better Put Out!

Right guys – this is something you NEED to know. If the woman in your life shaves her legs or bikini line for you, and you don’t put out, you’re a fucking idiot. My other half is a great guy but he’s pretty dumb sometimes. For example, if you’re a regular follower of my blog, you’ll know he has a habit of expecting/waiting for me to get primped and preened, present myself to him baby smooth and smelling of roses, and falling asleep on me before any nookie has a…

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How Good Was Your Wank Today?

Right, come on guys and girls. Let’s have a show of hands here, shall we? How often do you genuinely masturbate? Wank? Jerk off? Choke the chicken? Whatever you like to call it – how often are you doing it? And how are you doing it? I had a conversation with a male friend (as always) this afternoon, and he told me that was soooo horny, he had already masturbated three times that day. Now, I appreciate that I was off to a running start with my two wanks, but…

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5 Tips on Giving Better Blowjobs

I was asked a very peculiar question this morning by a male friend. This male friend has been on the receiving end of one of my “amazing” blowjobs (his words), and it would appear that his current girlfriend just isn’t doing the trick. The question he asked was “Have you got any tips I can subtly give my girlfriend on how to give better head?” Firstly, there is no correct way to respond to that question. Secondly, poor guy. I’m not saying I’m the Queen of Blowjobs, but I will…

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